well, to start the trip off right, i played with a bmw m3 on the highway between baker and primm. i got my ass kicked basicly. so nice.
got to LV, spent every dime i had. got a very nice lapdance from my dreamgirl. made $60 last from 0300 to 0600 at blackjack. sat next to wicked hot girl with very nice huge fake boobs at blackjack. we, well, i [:)] even got comped breakfast again form the same pit boss, eric.
dave: hey, eric. what are the chances of us gettin comped breakfast again?
eric: i’d say slim to none.
i don’t think he remembered us. i’m pretty sure, but anyway.. he comped us later. heh.
woke up very hung over, even tho i was just barely buzzin when we went to bed. had breakfast.. then took FOREVER! to get home. it took 4 hours!! lame.
came home.. took a 4 hour nap.
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got my w-2 yesterday. w00t. taking it to kari tonight. i ran the numbers thru snaptax.com real quick, and just going by the w-2, and subtracting interest paid on my house from my gross pay, i will get about $1700. thats before deducting milage for work, and school stuff, and donations. so.. yay. i’ll probably buy slicks and steelies and new wheels. yay. next check will be the last check of my overtime from all the construction, so i gotta get these now otherwise, i’ll never do it.
then again, i could just use my whole return on bills.. hmm.
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"see honey, I told you we made a wrong turn at Assholetown!"

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"man, that place is a shithole!" -ian

Continue reading ‘a small village’
i had the worst night of sleep. first, i was still awake at 0130, watching garden state, but tryin to sleep. then it finished and i put in you’ve got mail. ya, ya. chick flick, but i like tom hanks. so shut up!
so i finally fell asleep around 0200, only to wake up at like 0330 for no known reason. fell back asleep again and woke up again at exactly 0500 heart pounding and sweatin. i had the wierdest dream. i dreamed that dad and i were driving around in a white 4 door civic [shaddup!] and we came upon a train in the road, and there was another train barreling straight for it, but when it came to hit it, it, like, tapped it, moved the entire track and kept on goin, but the train that was on the road was now trashed. so dad flipped a bitch, and tore ass out of there, smashing 2 other cars in the process, we drove down china lake blvd, to drummond, and apparently we lived in herritage village, and pulled into the garage and closed the door. we then parted the car out so we wouldn’t get caught.
:wtf:
upon waking at 0500 with heart pounding, i debated getting up and going to starbucks and getting coffee. #1 like i would ever get up an hour early for anything. #2 let alone coffee. so i slept again and woke up at 0620. my alarm goes off at 0600.. so i must have turned 2 of them off [i have 3].
wierd.
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